Brown paper packages

Do you know what I absolutely love? Receiving packages. I get extra-giddy when it's from services outside of the USPS. You know, like FedEx or UPS. But you know what I hate? I hate it when UPS decides not to leave the package, even though no signature is required. I hate getting the post-it note type form stuck to my door saying I'm going to have to wait all weekend before I get to rip open my Amazon.com box filled with the Spanish lexicon. I ordered a for-real Spanish dictionary. You know, Spanish words with Spanish definitions. I had planned to spend my whole weekend devouring it. Okay, not really. But it would've been nice. *sigh*