Procrastination has finally gotten the best of me.  I have officially forfeited my right to vote in this year's presidential election.
I know.  Don't scold me.  My vote is my vote and not yours.  And I didn't mean to not register.  It all began long ago in the Henderson County Courthouse.  Mom and I were there to pay some sort of tax or something.  Well, that's what she was there for.  I was there to register to vote.  This was, I don't know, at least six months ago.  But the hateful woman, I dare not call her lady, smirked at me and told me the books were closed for the day.  In a fit of rage, I stomped out of the building mumbling something about not wanting to vote anyway.  That was sarcasm, might I add.
It's not that woman's fault.  I've been over 18 years of age for almost three years.  She just picked a particularly rare politically active moment in my life to bite my head off.  That wasn't the best move.  But I could have registered since then, but in my disgust, I didn't.  Not even while I was at the Awareness Fair, where I told Jenny I would register today.  My reasons for not registering at that thing was that I didn't trust it.  You think I'm going to give my social security number to those crazed hippies?  Well, I guess I should have because I didn't remember today was the last day to register until about 4:35.  Five minutes after the Calloway County Courthouse closed.  But I rushed to the Curris Center anyway, hoping the registration table was still set up.  Nope.  I rushed to the courthouse, hoping that closing time was 5:00 instead of 4:30.  Nope.  As a last ditch effort, I sped like a maniac to the post office.  For what reason, I am not sure.  It's a government building, but no.  Its doors had closed, too.  On the verge of tears, I came home to see if I could register online.  Well, first off, my printer is out of ink.  And the mail-in form had to have been delivered by today.  So much for that.
You may be a little confused.  If you have read my post about this year's election, you might wonder why I even care.  Well, the truth is that I may not have voted on November 2, but now, even my choice to do so is gone.  By that time, I might have actually come to a conclusion about who I'd vote for.  Maybe not.  But now, it doesn't matter.  Chances are that I would have scrambled to cast my ballot and missed it by this much, just like I did today.
 
